The Top 100 Grossing Movies (with snide on the side) Bold those you've seen, asterisk those not seen at the theatre.
1. Titanic Touching movie, but can you believe that broad threw a priceless gem away like it was a piece of chewed gum? 2. Star Wars* 3. E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial* ET bored me when I was a kid and it hasn't gotten better. 4. Star Wars: Episode I It was okay as far as it goes, but a wild gorilla could have done better than "Annie". 5. Spider-Man 6. Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King We likes it precious. 7. Passion of the Christ 8. Jurassic Park* 9. Shrek 2 10. Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers 11. Finding Nemo Twice in the theatre. 12. Forrest Gump I've tried watching it a couple times and reading the book and it's so fucking stupid I can't stick it out for more than half an hour. Please explain the appeal this garbage has. 13. Lion King* 14. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 15. Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring 16. Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones The new Annikin is fine as hell. 17. Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi* 18. Independence Day* 19. Pirates of the Caribbean 20. Sixth Sense, The (1999)* I figured it out early in the movie and was bored through the rest of it. 21. Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back* 22. Home Alone* 23. Matrix Reloaded, The 24. Shrek This is a toss up. The allusions were funny. The general humor not so much. 25. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 26. How the Grinch Stole Christmas Retch 27. Jaws* Jaws is one of my top ten. 28. Monsters, Inc.* 29. Batman* 30. Men in Black 31. Toy Story 2 * 32. Bruce Almighty 33. Raiders of the Lost Ark * 34. Twister 35. My Big Fat Greek Wedding * 36. Ghost Busters * 37. Beverly Hills Cop * 38. Cast Away 39. Lost World: Jurassic Park, The * 40. Signs 41. Rush Hour 2 42. Mrs. Doubtfire * 43. Ghost (1990) * 44. Aladdin * 45. Saving Private Ryan Phenomenal 46. Mission: Impossible II * 47. X2 48. Austin Powers in Goldmember* 49. Back to the Future * 50. Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 51. Terminator 2: Judgment Day * 52. Exorcist, The 53. Mummy Returns, The What a waste. Absolutely pathetic. 54. Armageddon Please. NASA is going to hire a misfit bunch of roughnecks an turn them into astronauts in a matter of weeks to stop impending doom from destroying the earth. Retch. 55. Gone with the Wind *(Does reading the book count?) 56. Pearl Harbor 57. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade * 58. Toy Story (1995) * 59. Men in Black II Another waste. I couple this with The Mummy Returns. 60. Gladiator 61. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs* 62. Dances with Wolves* Retch 63. Batman Forever * 64. Fugitive, The * This was excellent. 65. Ocean's Eleven * I'm going to assume this was the original with the Rat Pack since the more recent one was a fucking rip. 66. What Women Want 67. Perfect Storm, The 68. Liar Liar* Jim Carey got old almost as rapidly as Ben Stiller. 69. Grease 70. Jurassic Park III * 71. Mission: Impossible* 72. Planet of the Apes 73. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom * 74. Pretty Woman* 75. Tootsie 76. Top Gun * My brother's favorite. I think it was decent but not great. 77. There's Something About Mary* - The only thing funny in this movie was the little dog. 78. Ice Age * Scrat killed me. 79. Crocodile Dundee * 80. Home Alone 2: Lost in New York * Retch 81. Elf - Will Farrell is not funny 82. Air Force One 83. Rain Man * I've watched it in bits and pieces and finally pieced it all together. Not bad. 84. Apollo 13* 85. Matrix, The 86. Beauty and the Beast* 87. Tarzan 88. Beautiful Mind, A 89. Chicago 90. Three Men and a Baby* I can't possibly believe this is one of the top 100 movies. 91. Meet the Parents 92. Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves* Fair enough, I guess. Kevin Costner shouldn't be allowed to act. 93. Hannibal Excellent. 94. Catch Me If You Can I saw this on an airplane flight. I managed to watch all of it because technically I was a captive audience. 95. Big Daddy 96. Sound of Music, The* One of my all time favorites. 97. Batman Returns* 98. Bug's Life, A* 99. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban 100. Waterboy, The* Adam Sandler, Ben Stiller and Jim Carey were marginally funny at one point. This is no longer the case.
