Courtesy The Llama Butcher

1. Your name spelled backwards. nitsuJ
2. Where were your parents born? Father South Dakota (Possibly Gregory); Mother – Wyoming (possibly Saratoga).
3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? mIRC.
4. What’s your favorite restaurant? Nantuckets (Steak and Lobster and ever so much to drink).
5. Last time you swam in a pool? About a month ago for scuba lessons.
6. Have you ever been in a school play? Several. I’ve been in Alice In Wonderland, A Baseball Variety Show, a couple Shakespeare thingums.
7. How many kids do you want? Two (fat chance of that).
8. Type of music you dislike most? Rap and Europop (I don’t qualify them as actual music.)
9. Are you registered to vote? Indeed.
10. Do you have cable? I have rabbit ears.
11. Have you ever ridden on a moped? I laughed at some guy pushing one.
12. Ever prank call anybody? No.
13. Ever get a parking ticket? I live in the Bay Area. Parking tickets are more ubiquitous than telemarketers around here.
14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? In a heartbeat.
15. Farthest place you ever traveled. The opposite side of the planet.
16. Do you have a garden? I have a plant. It’s still alive.
17. What’s your favorite comic strip? Garfield.
18. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? Verse one.
19. Bath or Shower, morning or night? Morning and Evening shower.
20. Best movie you’ve seen in the past month? I Robot
21. Favorite pizza topping? Pepperoni ham and mushrooms.
22. Chips or popcorn? Chips. Or popcorn.
23. What color lipstick do you usually wear? No.
24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells? I can’t be sure. When I drive down memory lane I find a few fogbanks.
25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? Please.
26. Orange Juice or apple? Cranberry.
27. Who was the last person you went out to dinner with and where did you dine? A friend and I went to Pasta Primavera II.
28. Favorite type chocolate bar? Symphony. With almonds.
29. When was the last time you voted at the polls? 2000.
30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato? About six years.
31. Have you ever won a trophy? I won the spelling bee, the geography bee, and the math bee.
32. Are you a good cook? I'm an excellent cook.
33. Do you know how to pump your own gas? Absolutely!
34. Ever order an article from an infomercial? They wouldn’t let me have him.
35. Sprite or 7-up? Cranberry Juice.
36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work? I wore an apron when I was a dishwasher.
37. Last thing you bought at a pharmacy? Lighter fluid and barbecue briquettes.
38. Ever throw up in public? Possibly. See #24.
39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love? Whichever comes first.
40. Do you believe in love at first sight? Retch.
41. Ever call a 1-900 number? No.
42. Can ex’s be friends? It could happen.
43. Who was the last person you visited in a hospital? My friend after the birth of her daughter.
44. Did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby? Maybe.
45. What message is on your answering machine? Instructions.
46. What’s your all time favorite Saturday Night Live Character? The lizard on the Geico commercial. I hate Saturday Night Live.
47. What was the name of your first pet? Sir Giles. A Collie/Australian Shepherd/Blue Tick Hound/Portuguese Water Dog.
48. What is in your purse? Don’t have one.
49. Favorite thing to do before bedtime? It’s private.
50. What is one thing you are grateful for today? Payday.
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